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i am a giant three toed marmacet with horns.

Odd. Thats the best way to describe me. I go with my whims and entertain a plethora of hobbies. i read and enjoy camping and most outdoor activities. I work. While i dont have any children of my own i do have many nieces and nephews whom i care for. I love my massively extended family/friends. So i make time for all them.
Mildly curious what will happen here.

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Appearance

EthnicityCaucasian / White
National heritageGerman
BuildAverage
Height175 cm
Eye ColorBrown
Hair ColorBrown
Hair LengthShort
Facial HairGoatee
Best featureArms
Body ArtStrategically placed tattoo
Health ConditionNo problems
My AttractivenessAverage

Situation

Relationship StatusSingle
Has childrenNo children
Wants kidsNot sure
Housing SituationAll is calm
Living ArrangementsWith parent(s)
Wants to RelocateMaybe
Have PetsDog
Has a carYes

Education & Employment

EducationProfessional - Technical - Vocational School
SpecialtyOther
Employment StatusFull-time

Leisure & Fun

TV preferencesCartoons, Documentaries, Dramas, Situation comedies, Movies, I don't like TV
Favorite TV showsTwd.breaking bad. Band of brothers.shameless.game of thrones.
Favorite movies typesAction, Science fiction, Comedy, Drama, Documentary, Animation, Horror, Thriller
Favorite moviesFight club, grave of the fireflies,horns,ted1&2,odd thomas, anything by hayao miyazaki,LOTR saga, dead leaves.
Music typesRock, Metal, Electronic, Classical, Jazz, Industrial, Ambient, Dance, Folk
Favorite artistsSLAYER, the heavy, john hartford, the seatbelts, van halen, slipknot, Beethoven, Coal chamber.
Reading selectionAncient, Classic, Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, Health, History, Horror, Instructional, Nature, Science, Science fiction
Favorite booksThe lord of the rings, ANYTHING by terry pratchett, anything by hideyuki kikuchi, Hater, the book of 5 rings.
Idea of funCamping, drinking with friends, target shooting, cuddling(sue me), hiking,biking, movies, spending a summer weekend deep in the woods with nothing but some friends beers and my gear.a good music festival.
HobbiesExercising, Reading, Learning, Movies, Games, Family, Cooking, Camping

Personality

SmokerDon't smoke
DrinkingRegular drinker
Social behaviorFriendly
Friends describe asGoofy
Sense of humorGoofy
My great timeHanging out with friends, Partying, Trying new things, The movies, Relaxing, Drinking, Reading a book, Going to a concert, Going to a museum
Always wanted to tryIdfk. I usually will try damn near anything once. Personally?inducing the catatonic on a shark. Always wondered if i could replicate it. Look it up if you're bored.

Views

Political viewsMiddle of the road
ReligionOther
Goal in lifeBe the most badass uncle i can be and to cover my wall in certifications.

Looking For

Must haveIntelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Oddities, Spontaneity, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfulness
Look for in a partnerHuman though multi dimensional critters slip through the cracks(joke).
Mostly someone who enjoys what i do and is willing to take time to cut through my oddness instead of shrugging me aside in favor of dbags.i love smartasses that can cook and drink. Not gonna lie im not rly into larger women. Nothing personal but i have hiked more than a few miles with a decent amount of stuff into the woods to camp and most girls cant keep up with me.

Exercising Preferences

ExercisesRunning, Walking, Weightlifting